
Yes, his "beard" is crooked. I told him he shouldn't be shaving it so close and he got a little careless and now look at him!

Now everything is crooked! Silly Egg.

I can actually hear everyone saying a collective, "Ewww" or "Yuck".
That's right, it's very audible.
I even heard a couple of gasps and the sounds of scrambling to get away from the computer screen.
Hehe, sillies, she can't get you from here. She's safely tucked away just outside my back patio door.
Yeah, she even made me squirm as I tried to edge closer to get a better picture.
Me no likey spiders.