Wedgie Free Underwear

Seriously...

Wedgie Free. Said right there on the packaging.

Wedgie. Free.

Hehe. I could not believe my eyes when I saw that, you know, just over there, out of the corner of my eye as I was walking past...Minding my own business. Wedgie Free underwear.

In case you think I've lost my mind. Hanes has developed a wedgie free line of underwear.

No, I didn't buy any.

Maybe I'll change my mind and go back but for now, well, not yet.